You’d think after 5 drinks, I’d be drunk. No. Not even feeling it. What the hell.

I seriously thought I was going to hate this girl. I thought she was going to be a stereotypical LA girl. Nooope. She’s a skinny version of me. Hahaha this is awesome.

Totally forgot that to work during this hour that I’m supposed to be working extra hard. Instead of working, I proposed to jack barakat via twitter promising him Taco Bell. Yolo.

Everyone should know that when I decide to buy a bottle of jack for just me, I’m really upset. That’s when I ever decide to buy alcohol for myself. Hahaha fuck my life.